Presh!

This lady almost got eaten last night by something scary and snarling.
I had to lock her in the house for fear that it was a jumping coyote!
Seriously, it'd be difficult to get to our upper floor back porch, but
there is a fence that could be scaled and I take no chances with my
Duece Soos. You think I could put her in my carry on? I'm sure my
roommates wouldn't mind...